itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

lets-talk-about-sects:

assassinationtipsforladies:

toffeecape:

dayst-ooc:

weaselsblaugh:

queenwhiskey:

violetvappy:

queenwhiskey:

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

I wonder if this is due to tax reasons (why tomatoes are taxonomically fruit, but legally vegetable) or religious reasons (why beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent).

“Beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent”

If I’m being honest here, I don’t know what to do with this information.

IIRC hippos are also catholically fish.

You know what, if you can take down a hippo you deserve to eat it during lent

kurgy:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

kurgy:

kurgy:

kurgy:

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

that-is-not-milk:

fuckyeanihilism:

why doesnt this have more notes this is so fucking funny

bottommemes:

fucksaysemily:

bottommemes:

bottoms lemme hear yall make some noise !

mmh.,,, ow! hah.. ah… mmmh…

never mind !

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

atrisk:

atrisk:

are you supposed to eat the whole brownie